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by admin · 30.4.2015
Felicitys new cornet….
13 Apr, 2015
21 Apr, 2015
30 Mar, 2015
3:39 Wait, wait, wait, back up, back up… first of all, she said she
didn’t have much money to extravagantly waste, like she had been doing with
10 music lessons Felicity had taken, that she had failed to pay for…
which is the most illogical thing I think a person could do with his/her
money, and she wants to not only buy a pink cornet for Felicity, on the
grounds that it matches with her shoes and for an event, and probably will
never use it again after that BUT she also wants Felicity to be tutored in
an extra instrument?
…Oh, fuck me, that’s a huge amount of money we’re looking at… and if
she has that kind of money, then she just dug a hole in her own story, or
what we in sales call, “A *contradiction*”.
I always cringe a little when people say they only practice in their
lessons…… my friend and I are both preparing for auditions that are at
the same time (different ensembles, but same level of “I have a lot riding
on this”), so I asked her how much she practiced per day, and she said
10-15 minutes! The audition’s in 2 weeks, and I’m doing 2 hours a day. And
some people wonder why they never improve……….
“Felicity is talented, like me” Ma’am, if by ‘talented’ you mean
retarded…then yes…you’re very talented…
Considering the idiotic (etc!!!!!) mother, the teacher really keeps his
cool remarkably well. This is all too true… I’m waiting for the teacher
with the voice student who has little talent and her mother who thinks the
girl ought to get the lead in the school musical…just like my reality one
time (or 12)?
Haha! This is so true and hilarious!!
It should be legal to beat the shit out of stupid people.
I love this….and the “NOAA Weather Radio” voices as well!!!
“Practice in her lessons. That is plenty.” O man this is giving me music
I am a woodwind instructor – I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
My husband had to fire his driver…LOL
Mrs. Toobiglexus? LOL Is it just the fact I’m not a band teacher (I’m a
student) or their monotone voices that keeps me from laughing? oh well 😛
These should be played at every parent teacher evening.!!!
his shirt looks like he’s not wearing one, btw? lol
How could such a complete bitch give birth to such an awesome daughter?
These videos would make an awesome drinking game.
I almost peed myself at 4:22. And at the end. LAWLZ!!
my oboe student, who has never practiced, told me he wants to take piano
lessons… and the mother is encouraging this. It’s like you have been
following me to my lessons this week!
I love how he keeps saying “Perhaps you could start paying for the
lessons.” SO TRUE “That’s about the right amount for a kidney or an African
More! These truly make sense.
“That’s about the right amount for a kidney or an African baby.” This is
you’ve gone to a very dark place….
It shows the daily discussions we have with parents…. NEVER buy a cheap
Chinese instrument if you would like to support your children!! Any used
quality instrument with the right support of the teacher will be 100%
better! If you spend 150 USD for a trumpet- how often will you ask if the
child alerady practiced? Buy a good instrument and you can be sure it will
be more fun and faster evolution!
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